![]() ![]() Jack Daniel’s on the Rocks – As long as it’s Jack Daniel’s, you could probably drink it out of a pink crazy straw and still be manly, so pouring it over ice is perfectly acceptable.Jameson on the Rocks – Okay, not every Irish whisky drinker is averse to frozen cubes and honestly, Jameson is just fine with a little chill.Here are some fine concoctions to have on the rocks: A drink on the rocks is just a half step down from “neat” on the scale of manliness, and a couple of ice cubes in your drink will surely not have anybody questioning your masculinity. Brandy – Brandy is another very manly drink that is always served without accompaniment, often at room temperature or slightly warmed.Īh, the clink of ice in the glass and the delicious amber liquid flowing over it.Bushmill’s or Jameson? It depends on your taste, and whether you’re Catholic or Protestant. Irish Whiskey – Purists will be quick to tell you that the only way to properly enjoy Irish whiskey is neat.Scotch Neat – Is there anything more elegant than a man with a glass of Scotch in his hand?.Dos Equis – Since we’re including beer as a “neat” drink, we’re going to have to include the drink of “The Most Interesting Man in the World.” This guy doesn’t always drink beer, but when the man does, he prefers Dos Equis.Pabst Blue Ribbon – Can you call a beer neat? Probably not this one, but it’s included here anyway because this is not a European microbrew-this is a good old, down and dirty, manly American beer.Really any classic whiskey will do, but you can always find JB. J & B – When the hardcore cop or detective is at the end of his rope after a rough day of fighting to put the bad guys behind bars, this is the drink they take straight.This is Johnnie Walker Blue Label and a tall glass of water next to it to cleanse the palate. Perfect Pour – Technically neat, but with a little help on the side.Bourbon Neat – A classic bourbon served by itself to give you the “Marlboro Man” image.Here are some classic “neat” drinks for men: In fact, it’s been a long week-just leave the bottle. No ice, no soda, no fanfare just pour the darn drink and get out of the way. There’s nothing quite so manly as a simple man, and there’s no drink simpler than a “neat” drink. With that in mind, the drinks men should know tend to be a bit tougher. While a woman might order a fruity tropical drink with a mini parasol in it and not attract any attention, a man would probably get stared down by the biker gang at the end of the bar. Men drink a little differently that women, and usually have different favorite drinks. For the rest of us, it would probably be a good idea to master at least the basics of a number of drinks, say 25 or so, in case we ever need to entertain some hard-drinking business associates from out of town. They can tell you what’s in every obscure drink you can think of and tell you where you can get the best one. Guys, you can continue to drink whatever is cheapest or tastes best.There are some men who really know alcohol. This beer is speaking to your style, girlfriends! Blond is the new black (sorry, brunettes!). See, ladies, in this scenario, you are what you drink. (Women love Europe!) Then throw a bunch of vague adjectives that men think make the beer sound "sexy," and women will think applies to them while drinking the beer. To get both men and women on board, the Denmark company created a drink that looks half like a Corona (currently the only beer enjoyed by by women, besides Miller High Life), and half like something fancy you'd drink in Europe. ![]() Strangely, Carlsberg designers forgot the most important part when creating a beer for the fairer sex, which is that it must have zero calories and taste like carbonated strawberries. In this case, they may well reject a beer if the design does not appeal to them." "There may be situations where they are standing in a bar and want their drinks to match their style. "We can see that there are a number of consumers, especially women, who are very aware of design when they choose beverage products," Jeanette Elgaard Carlsson, international innovation director at Carlsberg, says on the brewer's website. That was actually supposed to be a joke, but then I read the thought process that went into designing the new Carlsberg Copenhagen, a beer designed to appeal to both men and the little ladies: Meanwhile, us women drink beer when the bottle matches our dresses and brings out our eyes, or when they run out of kamikaze shots at the sports bar we're sitting in, trying to meet men. ![]() Everyone knows that men drink beer for its fine texture, its smooth, deep complexion, and a third thing. ![]()
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